if you could have a MOJITO at work
wouldnt you?
that's exactly what im doing
it's thursday night (friday morning 2am)
im getting drunk texts from my co-workers
why WOULDNT i need a cocktail?
so that's what im doing
im having my OWN MOJITO in the newsroom
but those who know me well
would ask, "what's the catch?"
it's not a mojito in a glass
it's a mojito in a packet!
it comes in a little teeny stick
yes, world, it exists
MOJITO FLAVORED GUM
and...
it's winng!
(but there's still nothing like a glass of strawberry mojitos from shockoe slip in Richmond)
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