why do i stress about paper?

all i did... was PAPER today

i am the american psycho

as in the character played by christian bale

but only when it comes to paper

i spent the last 12 hours

contemplating

ecru? soft white? ecruwhite?

textured? embossed?

debating

calligraphy? engraved? thermography? letterpress? digital printing?

which im sure no one could tell the difference

at least i wouldn't be able to tell the difference

but what about the weight?

medium? heavy? ultra?

oh, definitely ultra heavy

has to be 110lbs.

really?

do i care?

is it worth spending 12 hours deciding?

apparently it is

i had an easier time buying my first house

my second house

finding and accepting my television job

and now...

im left to contemplate...

do i want double envelopes?